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Violentina Volantina Calentina


Más pasta que la pasta
Mínimo esfuerzo
Me paso rollos
Me gustan las patillas, los bigotes, los ponchos y los megáfonos

Me enamoro de gente en el metro

señor pingüino sálveme 
Tuve dos semanas para hacer un ensayo y me faltan 2 3/4 de él
Ayúdeme señor pingüino
Estoy tan arrepentida de las decisiones que he tomado en mi vida

señor pingüino sálveme 

Tuve dos semanas para hacer un ensayo y me faltan 2 3/4 de él

Ayúdeme señor pingüino

Estoy tan arrepentida de las decisiones que he tomado en mi vida

— 2 days ago
#mr penguin  #please save me  #i regret every decision ive ever made  #essay  #save me from the essay  #pls  #i regret everything 

nikkifinkestreetteam:

cool tip: when you’re spooning and the big spoon is way smaller than the little spoon you can call that “jetpacking” 

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Wizarding Logic

Sirius:Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
Hagrid:No, Dumbledore says you can't.
Sirius:But, legally, I-
Hagrid:No.
Aurors:Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
Sirius:But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
Aurors:No.
Sirius:Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
Aurors:Dumbledore says you did it.
Sirius:But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
Aurors:You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.
— 2 days ago with 24054 notes

Who should sit on the Iron Throne? x

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akailolita:

good weather during finals 

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psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

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gaymerboy99:

I require 1 of 3 things right now:

  1. Your junk in my face.
  2. You on top of me kissing and dry-humping me.
  3. You cuddling with me under a warm blanket watching movies.

(via luckydreaming)

— 3 days ago with 367 notes

I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil

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clearaoba:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

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i-heart-a-frames:

let’s sleep the day away…

more A-frames here

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— 3 days ago with 27508 notes